by Roger WWW Garrett and Jessy,posted Jul 25 2014 6:56AM
Friday’s!!!!!!!! FREE ADVICE Five Things Guys Need to Stop Saying Around Women right now…
1. "Calm down." This one usually results in the OPPOSITE happening.
2. "You look tired." Only if it's followed by, "Can I get you a glass of wine and a back massage?"
3. Any annoying internet-type slang, like "amazeballs" . . . "awesomesauce" . . . or "got it going on like donkey Kong".
4. "Bro” anything . . . or any variation of "bro". Including Broseph, broham, brah, etc…”I got your bro”
5. Movie quotes. This doesn't go for all women, but it's probably a safe rule of thumb to save the obscure movie quotes for your guy friends. Because generally, one of two things happens . . .
She'll get the reference and feel compelled to name the movie, which kind of interrupts the flow of conversation. Or she WON'T get it, and has to ask where it's from. So then YOU have to explain . . . again, you’re losing time, bro
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