What Your Drink Order Says About You!

 
1.  If you order a drink that's mentioned in a rap song, you're not a real drinker.  After Drake mentioned moscato in "Do It Now", a bunch of guys started ordering it in bars.  And they had no idea it was a sweet white wine.
 
2.  Not surprisingly, girls who order a Long Island iced tea are looking to get WASTED.
 
3.  If you drink Bud Light, there's a jail cell in your future.  The stereotype is that all crimes start with Bud Light.  Not Coors, or Miller Lite, or tequila, or whisky or malt liquor.  It's always Bud Light.
  
4.  People who order mojitos are full of themselves.  This one's probably unfair, but apparently bartenders think that way because it's such a pain in the neck to make a mojito. 
 
6.  If you look young and you order Jack Daniels instead of scotch, you're getting carded.  Most people discover scotch after they've lived through their partying days, once they've learned how to appreciate good liquor for its own sake.
 
8.  If you get a Kamikaze, that means you don't know what to order.
 
10.  People who drink appletinis don't like the taste of alcohol.
 
12.  If you ask for a White Russian, it means you're naïve.  Milk never gets poured at most bars, so the milk in their refrigerators is probably spoiled.  Either that, or you're a fan of "The Big Lebowski".

 
ERIC CHURCH'S favorite pre-show ritual is simple, but unexpected.  He says, quote, "My favorite thing is to go out in the arenas an hour before doors open and run the concourse.  You get the anticipation, smell the popcorn, see people tapping the kegs.  And nobody is in there yet but you."
 
 
MIRANDA LAMBERT'S song "Priscilla" compares her life in the spotlight with BLAKE SHELTON to what ELVIS and PRISCILLA PRESLEY went through back in the day. And it sounds like she nailed it, because she got a nice shout-out from the REAL Priscilla on Instagram.   She wrote, "@LisaPresley and I are listening to your song 'Priscilla'.  Love it!'  Best of luck with your new album."
Obviously Miranda was thrilled.  She re-posted the review and added, "I never thought I would actually hear from the Queen herself."
 
 
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Rumor has it that Taylor Swift is going all out POP with her next album….pop producer Max Martin worked “on most of” Taylor’s next collection. Her label president, Scott Borchetta  promises, “Taylor fans are going to love it. Will country stations play a complete pop song just because it’s her? No. But when she comes to town, her friends at country radio will come and see her.”
 
 
Thompson Square caused a stir with their Twitter followers with Keifer's Instagram picture of himself holding a freshly killed (and extremely large) snake with one hand and a gun in the other.
Keifer writes, “The snake was trying to bite my dog, FYI. Sorry if I didn’t wrangle it, research what kind it was and send it to a snake retreat. I love y’all.”
 
 
 
DUSTIN LYNCH posted the video to his song "Where It's At" on his Facebook page …

 
AND JANA KRAMER released the video to her song "Love". 
 
 
 

 

In a new survey, 82% of married women said they'd change at least one thing about their wedding if they could. 
 
 
1.  The best man's speech. 52% wish they could go back and rewrite it for him.
 
2.  Their hair and make-up, 38%.
 
3.  The amount of money they spent, 34%.  But not because they spent too much . . . because they wish they'd spent MORE.
 
4.  The weather, 33%.
 
5.  Their wedding dress, 32%.
 
6.  Where they went on their honeymoon, 31%.
 
7.  Their wedding photographer, 30%.
 
8.  Their engagement ring, 24%.
 
9.  Their bridesmaids.  21% would replace at least one of them.
 
10.  The bouquet.  17% now think the one they chose was ugly.