Just in time for Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day is just around the corner.  For those of you who are single and lookin' to mingle (Colt), I have turned to the world of country music for the best pick up lines.  While I cannot promise a lifelong romance, I do think they'll help you break the ice. 

The Bro Poet Approach – FGL
"Baby you a song…You make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise"

The Direct Approach – Luke Bryan
"Country girl, shake it for me girl"

The Farmers Only.com Approach – Jason Aldean
"I can take you for a ride on my big green tractor"

The Rejection Proof Approach – Brad Paisley
"Do you believe in love at first sight? Me neither"

The Subtle Approach – Sam Hunt
"I don't wanna wreck your Friday.  I ain't gonna waste my lines.  I don't have to take your heart. I just wanna take your time"

The Self Depreciating Approach – Toby Keith
I ain't as good as I once was but I'm as good once as I ever was"

The Drunken Approach – Carrie Underwood
"Hey cutie, where you from?"

The Very Drunken Approach – Alan Jackson
"I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name"
 

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