What's the Worst Excuse Someone Ever Used to Dump You?
by Jessy .,posted Aug 15 2014 6:58AM
What's the Worst Excuse Someone Ever Used to Dump You?
1. "We don't fight enough . . . so you obviously don't care about this relationship." 2. "You're not bad enough for me." 3. "You're chocolate pudding, my ex is chocolate cake. I love pudding, but lately I've been craving cake." 4. "I'm sick of guys looking at you. I need an uglier girl, sorry." 5. "You don't love me like Blake loves Miranda."
(Doing What She Likes video) 6. "I'm falling for your mom and I want to take a shot at her."
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What's the worst excuse someone ever used to dump you? A few of the best ones we've heard are: "We don't fight enough, so you obviously don't care" . . . "I'm sick of guys looking at you, I need an uglier girl" . . . and "I'm falling for your mom and I want to take a shot at her."
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