8 Things That Look Easy in Movies But Are Hard in Real Life

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8 Things That Look Easy in Movies But Are Hard in Real Life
 
1.  Swimming long distances underwater.  Try this game:  When someone goes underwater in a movie, try to hold your breath until they get some air themselves.  Chances are you'll lose.
2.  Guessing someone's computer password.  It's always somebody's daughter's name, or if there's a picture of a Maserati on the wall, then it's "Maserati". 
But is it EVER that easy?  And besides, isn't every site these days making you add numbers and other characters?
3.  Computer hacking.  There always seems to be that guy who can get into the Department of Defense in, like, five seconds.  And everybody in movies seems to KNOW that guy.
 4.  Pulling someone up with only one arm.  A baby, sure.  A toddler, probably.  But if most of us had to pull someone up who's, like, 12 or older . . . with just one arm . . . that someone is going to fall into the volcano.
5.  Waking up from being knocked out.  When you wake up from being knocked out, you're in pain.  SERIOUS pain.  But in the movies, they come to and get right back to business.
6.  Jumping through a glass window.  Movie characters usually have a few superficial cuts and scrapes when they go through windows.  If any YOU, on the other hand, would probably need stitches in several places.  You might even need some parts reattached.
7.  Getting high-paying jobs at an early age.  How many sexy twenty-somethings do you know who are Pulitzer Prize-winning journalists or astrophysicists who can save the world from alien attacks?
8.  Owning an apartment in New York City.  I don't know if you've heard, but apartments in New York are kind of expensive.  And it would be WAY too expensive for the struggling artist-type characters who always seem to own them.
 
 

 Country Music Headlines
 
New country albums out today include the long awaited Tribute to Motley Crue, featuring some of country's hottest stars doing their versions of Motley Crue songs. Crue lead singer Vince Neil says Justin Moore nailed his performance of their classic, "Home Sweet Home."
 
The tracklist includes Rascal Flatts doing "Kickstart My Heart", LeAnn Rimes on "Smokin' In The Boys Room", and Brantley Gilbert covering "Girls Girls Girls"
 
Also on sale today is CHASE RICE, Ignite the Night, and RANDY TRAVIS’ Influence Vol. 2: The Man I Am
 
GEORGE STRAIT'S final show from his Cowboy Rides Away tour will live on as an album and a TV special.  The album is titled "The Cowboy Rides Away: Live From AT&T Stadium", and it's out September 16th.  The two-hour concert special is called "George Strait: The Cowboy Rides Away".  That's going to air August 29th on CMT. Some of the guest performers include Jason Aldean, Kenny Chesney, Eric Church, Alan Jackson, and Miranda Lambert.
 
DARIUS RUCKER will be announcing the nominees for this year's CMA Awards on the September 3rd edition of "Good Morning America".  He's also going to debut a song called "Homegrown Honey".  It's the first single from his new album, which will be out next year.
 
The first single from BLAKE SHELTON'S upcoming album "Bringing Back the Sunshine" is called "Neon Light" . . . and it's streaming at RollingStone.com.  The album comes out September 30th.
 
 

 
DIERKS BENTLEY and his band drank up all the booze on a Southwest Airlines flight
 
Dierks Bentley picks up his 12th number-one hit with "Drunk on a Plane." Dierks and his band really relate to the song — they spend a lot of time flying and have tons of free drink coupons.
Dierks Bentley and his band hold a special honor with Southwest Airlines.
 

 
Here's what's new on DVD today:
 
"The Amazing Spider-Man 2" . . . starring Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone.,Jamie Foxx is Electro, Paul Giamatti is the Rhino, and Dane DeHaan is Harry Osborn . . . a.k.a. the Green Goblin.
  
"The Quiet Ones" . . . Jared Harris from "Mad Men" is a college professor experimenting on the supernaturally gifted Olivia Cooke from A&E's "Bates Motel". 
 
"Rosemary's Baby" . . . starring Zoe Saldana as the unsuspecting incubator for the devil's fetus.  "Suits" star Patrick J. Adams plays her husband and Jason Isaacs is their mysterious benefactor in Paris.
 
 
Here's what's new in the past week to Netflix Instant Streaming:
 
• "The Nut Job" stars Will Arnett as a squirrel banished from the park after destroying everyone's winter food supply.  So he cooks up a scheme to rob a nut store in the city.  Brendan Fraser, Katherine Heigl and Liam Neeson are also in it.
 
• "Hamlet & Hutch" stars Burt Reynolds as a former Broadway star with Alzheimers who moves in with his granddaughter.
 

A round of “I Did Not Know That”
 
FXX is running every single episode of "The Simpsons" . . . in order . . . starting Thursday morning. 
 
SLIPKNOT is looking for fans to play "human maggots" in their next video. Rock 103-9 is holding auditions….
 
Sources say Cowboys owner JERRY JONES tried to draft quarterback JOHNNY MANZIEL, and his son had to PHYSICALLY RESTRAIN HIM from doing so. 
 
CHRISTINA AGUILERA named her new daughter Summer Rain….I wonder if her street name will be purple…
 
VANNA WHITE hasn't actually flipped a letter in 17 years.  In 1997, "Wheel of Fortune" changed their set so the letters were computerized, not manual . . . ever since, she's just touched the letters. 
 
Less than two-thirds of Americans who go to four-year colleges end up graduating….Welcome back, Aggies! 
 
 

50% of People Who Get Divorced Regret It . . . the Top Ten Reasons
 
According to a new survey….
1.  They end up missing the other person.
2.  Being divorced makes them feel like a failure.
3.  They realize they still love the other person.
4.  They realize it was partly their fault, and they weren't being reasonable.
5.  They feel lonely.
6.  They suddenly realize they LIKED being married.
7.  They regret it as soon as their ex starts dating someone else.
8.  They thought they'd be happier on their own, but they're not.
9.  They miss their kids.
10.  They realize being divorced is affecting their kids in a negative way.