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Three Signs You Hate Your Job


PEOPLE ARE TALKIN’

NICK HOGAN became the first male victim of the celebrity photo hacking scandal.  His pics include shots of his own mom in a string bikini and some nude ex-girlfriends. 

LADY GAGA got a monster claw tattooed on her back in honor of her fans, who she calls her "Little Monsters". 

The producer of BILL MURRAY's new movie "St. Vincent" revealed the weird process he went through to hire Bill . . . which included calling a 1-800 number, picking up grilled cheese sandwiches and a three-hour drive through the an Indian reservation…and a meeting at Bill's house. 

A list of the Best Celebrity Halloween Costumes Ever includes Emma Roberts dressing up like the hooker her aunt Julia played in "Pretty Woman", Jessica Simpson as a pregnant mummy and Miley Cyrus as Lil' Kim, complete with a partially-exposed boob….which I guess would be her head.  

"Us" magazine has put together a list of "The Best Celebrity-Themed Halloween Costume Ideas" for this year . . . and the costumes include Pharrell's weird hat . . . Ellen DeGeneres' Oscar selfie . . . or an "ALS Ice Bucket Challenge."  

ROSEMARIE DEWITT says the upcoming "Poltergeist" remake has "the [same] story, but [there's] iPads and other gadgets . . . not just the TV."  You WILL hear the classic line:  "They're here." 

ROBERT DOWNEY JR. credits MEL GIBSON with reviving his career.  Now, Robert wants to return the favor.  He will do a fourth "Iron Man" movie . . . if Mel was hired as the director. 

BEN AFFLECK'S "Gone Girl" was the #1 movie at the box office this weekend with $38 million . . . but the horror movie "Annabelle" was less than a million dollars behind it in 2nd place.  The other big release was NICOLAS CAGE'S "Left Behind", which made just $6.9 million in 6th place. 

TNT is NOT bringing "Dallas" back for a fourth season, but


DAVID LYNCH'S
awesomely weird show "Twin Peaks" might be revived . . . possibly on Showtime.  Both David and the show's co-creator Mark Frost Tweeted this same message Friday:  Quote, "Dear Twitter Friends:  That gum you like is going to come back in style!  #DamnGoodCoffee." 

PAUL REVERE died on Saturday at the age of 76.  He was the leader and organ player of the rock group PAUL REVERE & THE RAIDERS . . . who were big in the late '60s and early '70s with songs like "Hungry", "Indian Reservation" and "Kicks"

MARIAH CAREY kicked off her tour in Tokyo on Saturday night . . . and things started off a little rough.  She had trouble hitting a lot of her notes . . . her voice gave out . . . and even her microphone stand broke. It could be a booty voodoo curse from J-Lo…


 


 

BACK IN THE DAY

2008 – Brad Paisley, Trisha Yearwood, Josh Turner, Julie Roberts and Darius Rucker perform at a pre-presidential debate concert for the media at Nashville's Ryman Auditorium.

2005– Renee Zellweger shows up at the offices of the New York Post to refute stories about her. The Oscar-winner says, "I just wanted to tell you that story was hurtful about me being with another man. It wasn't true, and it made me look slutty."

2002  – My Big Fat Greek Wedding surpasses The Blair Witch Project as the top-grossing independent film of all time with a box-office tally of 150-million dollars and rising..

1996 Tim McGraw and Faith Hill marry in Louisiana. Today is their 18th wedding anv.

1992 – ROSS PEROT'S half-hour infomercials about the sorry state of the economy drew a larger audience than "Seinfeld" and "The Simpsons"!

1961President Kennedy urges Americans to build bomb shelters.

1927 – "MAGIC" talking movies, with spoken dialogue and music, were introduced with the release of "The Jazz Singer", starring AL JOLSON


 



 

A Woman Is Busted Hiding Drugs In Her Fake Butt

 

33-year-old Jill Roy of Buzzards Bay, Massachusetts works at Dunkin' Donuts.  And in spite of unlimited access to unlimited calories, apparently she's still super skinny with no butt.

So Jill went ahead and got herself a FAKE BUTT prosthesis, which she wears out to give herself a little extra something.

 

How do we know?  Because Jill hasn't just been using her fake butt to attract men in possession of anacondas.

Jill was pulled over a few weeks ago, and as she was standing near a cop car, a bag of marijuana that she'd hidden in her fake butt fell out of her pant leg.  So the cops took her into the station and searched her.

 

During the search, a female deputy noticed the fake butt and asked Jill to take it off.  And when she did . . . there were illegal painkillers AND a bag of heroin hidden in it.

 



 

Three Signs You Hate Your Job

 

1. You feel like you do a mediocre job, even though you work REALLY hard.  In other words, you struggle to be good at your job, because it's not something you're NATURALLY good at.  And if that's the case, you probably don't like your job.

 

2.  You take a lot of sick days, and can't wait for the weekend.  Which describes, well . . . all of us?  Obviously EVERYONE likes weekends.  But the point is you shouldn't hate your job so much that you're MISERABLE the rest of the week.

 

3.  You HATE it when people ask what you do.  Which happens all the time when you meet people.  And whether you're ASHAMED of your job, or you just don't like talking about it, it's a sign that you should probably look for a DIFFERENT job.


 



Country Music Headlines

Dierks Bentley takes it to the streets of Annapolis, Maryland for Vevo’s Go Shows. 

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Little Big Town will become the newest members of the Grand Ole Opry on October 17th. During their Friday night Opry performance, Reba McEntire surprised the band with an official invitation to join the family. The new LBT album, Pain Killer, will be out October 21st. By the way, a list of stars who are not Opry members include Willie Nelson and George Strait.

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KEITH URBAN says his "Somewhere In My Car" video HAD to be sexy, because that's what the song is all about.  But he didn't cast himself as the love interest because he's married to NICOLE KIDMAN . . . and he thought that would confuse people.

LUKE BRYAN’S “Roller Coaster” is the new number-one on the Mediabase chart this week, Florida Georgia Line’s “Dirt” follows at number-two, while Jason Aldean’s “Burnin’ It Down” jumps to number-three. Cole Swindell’s “Hope You Get Lonely Tonight” and Chase Rice’s “Ready Set Roll” round out top five.

Garth Brooks's upcoming album will be called Man Against Machine. The title refers to the existence of dreams in a world of increasing technology…so do not give up your vision. The album comes out on November 11th. 

PAT GREEN’s next album is tentatively titled "Home" . . . but he hasn't decided what record label he's going to sign with, so there's no word when it'll be out.

Miranda Lambert will be back on the road in January for her Certified Platinum tour. The 28-city run launches in Evansville, Indiana and the only Texas city listed is Dallas, but with no date or venue. Justin Moore will open for her, and RaeLynn, Sunny Sweeney, Ashley Monroe and Danielle Bradberry will join the show for various stops along the way. 

Is Meow Mix making fun of "bro-country" in their latest commercial campaign?  Survey says . . . yes! 

 


And Now, Three New Things to Worry About

     

 

 

1.  Binge Drinking Is Bad For Your Fertility.  If you're going out binge drinking, there's a decent chance you're at a stage in your life where you don't want to knock anyone up.  But one day you will . . . and you could be in trouble.

A new study found men who drink just FIVE alcoholic drinks a week have lower quality man-seed than other men.  So if you're trying to start a family, you might want to slow down. 

 

 

2.  Swing Sets Are Killing Your Kids.  The bubble wrapping of children continues.  There are schools under pressure from insurance companies to get rid of their SWING SETS . . . because they're too dangerous.

 The majority of injuries don't happen to the kids ON swings . . . they happen to kids who walk in front of a swing set and get taken out by a moving swing. 

 

3.  You Mess Up Your Daughter When You Say You're Fat.  A new study found at least one in three young girls have some kind of negative body image . . . because of what they heard their MOM say about her OWN body.

So if you have body image issues, it's time to REPRESS them or just whisper them to yourself.  Sure, that's not mentally healthy for YOU . . . but it's crucial for your daughter.


 



 

"Gone Girl" and "Annabelle" neck and neck at the Box Office

 

It was a close race at the box office this weekend.  BEN AFFLECK'S "Gone Girl" and the horror movie "Annabelle" both opened to some big numbers, and the two movies were separated by less than a million bucks.  But Ben Affleck's full frontal nudity earned "Gone Girl" the #1 spot with $38 million.  

 

 

Meanwhile, NICOLAS CAGE'S movie about the Rapture opened in 6th place with just $6.9 million.  

 

Here are this week's Top 10 movies:

 

1.  NEW:  "Gone Girl", $38 million.

 

2.  NEW:  "Annabelle", $37.2 million.

 

3.  "The Equalizer", $19 million.  Up to $64.5 million in its 2nd week.

 

4.  "The Boxtrolls", $12.4 million.  Up to $32.5 million in its 2nd week.

 

5.  "The Maze Runner", $12 million.  Up to $73.9 million in its 3rd week.

 

6.  NEW:  "Left Behind", $6.9 million.

 

7.  "This is Where I Leave You", $4 million.  Up to $29 million in its 3rd week.

 

8.  "Dolphin Tale 2", $3.5 million.  Up to $38 million in its 4th week.

 

9.  "Guardians of the Galaxy", $3 million.  Up to $323 million in its 10th week. 

 

10.  "No Good Deed", $2.5 million.  Up to $50.2 million in its 4th week.


 



Say that Again….

(1) The Coast Guard Rescued a Guy Who Tried to Float From Miami to Bermuda in an Inflatable Ball

Reza Baluchi, an Iranian exile, is a peace activist trying to raise money for needy kids.   So he decided he was going to float 1,000 miles from Miami, Florida to Bermuda in an inflatable ball last week.  He has run in two marathons, so his plan was to run IN the bubble, across the water . . . like one of those big hamster wheel balls. He took protein bars, water, a GPS, and a satellite phone with him, and after 4 days at sea, he was suffering from exhaustion . . . and had to call the Coast Guard for a rescue.

 

(2) A Man Survives a Car Crash, but His Wife Rushes to the Scene . . . and Accidentally Runs Him Over and Kills Him

A 54-year-old man in Carville, France lost control of his car when he was driving around a curve last Thursday . . . flipped several times . . . and landed in a ditch. The car was completely wrecked, but somehow the guy managed to crawl out without ANY injuries.  So he called his wife to pick him up. She sped to the scene . . . lost control on the EXACT same curve . . . and flipped HER car.  Unfortunately it flipped right into her husband . . . and KILLED him. The wife was taken to the hospital. 

 

A Guy Is Suing McDonald's Because They Refused to Serve Him, and the Manager Beat Him Up

A guy named Joel Roach went to a 24-hour McDonald's in New York City one night in June of last year, around 5:00 A.M.  The manager told him, quote, "We don't have any food." Joel pointed out they DID have food, sitting there under the heat lamps.  The manager said that was for another customer . . . they got into an argument . . . and the manager told Joel they should take it outside.  They did . . . and the manager wound up PUNCHING Joel.  Joel says it was a sucker punch . . . it knocked him over, and he broke his leg. The cops came but no charges were filed against the manager . . . but now, Joel is SUING McDonald's. 

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