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Don’t Eat Too Much on Thanksgiving…


PEOPLE ARE TALKIN’

A picture on the cover of "In Touch Weekly" shows ANGELINE JOLIE SMOKING on a hotel balcony.  Last year, Angelina had a double-mastectomy after learning she had the so-called "breast cancer gene" . . . so she should know better. 

There's a paparazzi photo of VERNE "MINI-ME" TROYER struggling to lug a Butterball turkey from his scooter into his house….and the turkey is almost as big as him. 

Ask.com released the list of its Top 10 Celebrity Searches so far this year, and ROBIN WILLIAMS is #1, followed by JENNIFER LAWRENCE, who had everyone seeking out her stolen nude photos.  The rest of the top 5, in order, Jay Z, Kim Kardashian, and Joan Rivers

The "New York Post" claims CHEVY CHASE was a "train wreck" during an on-stage appearance at a Humane Society event last Friday night.  Supposedly, Chevy seemed "out of it," and "rambled on and repeated himself." 

Last year, BILL COSBY was the THIRD most trusted celebrity.  Now, he's at #2,615.  He made a similar drop on the list of celebrities people think would make good product spokespeople.  He WAS fifth on that list . . . now he's at #2,746. 

The sequel to "Horrible Bosses" is in theaters this weekend.  It's up against BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH as an animated animal spy in "Penguins of Madagascar" 

 

NICOLE KIDMAN and REESE WITHERSPOON will co-star in a "limited series" called "Big Little Lies".  There's no network attached yet . . . so it's too early to say when it might premiere. 

22.4 million people got to see Giants rookie ODELL BECKHAM JR. make the greatest catch in NFL history.  The "American Music Awards" had 11.6 million viewers and the premiere of KATHERINE HEIGL's "State of Affairs" had 8.7 million.
 

 


 

BACK IN THE DAY
 

2010 – Willie Nelson is arrested at a border patrol checkpoint in Sierra Blanca, Texas and charged with possession of six ounces of marijuana. He's taken to jail and released on $2,500 bail.

2001 – Trace Adkins is arraigned on charges of driving under the influence, speeding and carrying an open container of an alcoholic beverage. He pleads guilty to the D-U-I charge…is sentenced to two days in jail and a year's probation…and loses his license for a year.

2000 – Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris certifies George W. Bush the winner over Al Gore in the state's hotly contested presidential balloting by 537 votes.

1983 – A Brinks vault in London's Heathrow Airport is robbed by gunmen, who make off with 6,800 gold bars worth nearly 40-million dollars.

 

1942  – President Franklin Roosevelt ordered nationwide GASOLINE RATIONING, beginning December 1st.

1942 – "Casablanca", starring HUMPHREY BOGART and INGRID BERGMAN, had its world premiere at the Hollywood Theater in New York.

1863 – Capping a 40-year effort begun by Boston journalist Sarah Hale, President Lincoln establishes Thanksgiving as a national holiday, falling on the last Thursday in November.

1825THE FIRST COLLEGE SOCIAL FRATERNITY, Kappa Alpha, was formed at Union College in Schenectady, New York.  The original members invited friends over for dinner parties of baked potatoes and apples, as well as "mirth and wit and merry song." 

 


 

 

A Guy Invented a Pill That Makes It Smell Like Chocolate When You Break Wind

 

 

A 65-year-old inventor in France named Christian Poincheval says he's created a new pill that makes it smell like CHOCOLATE when you BREAK WIND.

 

He says, quote, "It's a nice present for the festive season.  There will be a real need for these pills over Christmas."

 

The pills are all-natural and use an herbal blend to neutralize the odor of your flatulence and turn it chocolate-y.  Christian also has pills that make your gas smell like rose and violet . . . and a powder to improve the smell of your DOG'S gas.

 

A package of 60 capsules to transform your gas into chocolate sells for $12.50 online, plus another $3 or so for shipping.  I'm not sure how he gets international shipping that cheap, but it might take a while for them to get to you.

 


 

Four Tricks So You Don't Eat Too Much on Thanksgiving

 

 
 

1.  Eat breakfast.  And if you're doing a late Thanksgiving, have lunch too.  A lot of people fast all day, and feel like it means they can gorge themselves at dinner.  But chances are you'll take in MORE calories that way, not less.

 

 

2.  Drink water before you sit down to eat.  That way your stomach already feels full.  And don't drink too much alcohol before dinner, because it causes your body to produce a hormone that specifically makes you crave foods high in fat.

 

 

3.  Fill half your plate with vegetables, and eat them first.  You'll still feel full when you're done eating, but it won't be because you ate too much turkey.  It'll be because you ate too much of something that's really GOOD for you.

 

 

4.  Don't treat it like it's your last meal on Earth.  For some reason, we act like Thanksgiving dinner is our one chance a year to stuff ourselves.  And just changing that mindset can help you eat less.

 

So remember that if you were eating the same meal on any other day, you probably wouldn't go back for a third helping of mashed potatoes


 

Country Music Headlines

 

"Rolling Stone" has a list of the "13 Greatest Songs for Thanksgiving""Blessed" by Martina McBride is #1, followed by Travis Tritt's "It's a Great Day to Be Alive", and Keith Urban's "But For The Grace of God"

You will not hear her music on Spotify, but you will see Taylor performing in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade tomorrow, airs live on NBC at 8 a.m.

You will hear JAKE OWEN on Spotify….He says, quote, "Certain people have their reasons for pulling off, but from the time I started on a barstool I was never driven by money.  I just wanted to reach fans.  Spotify is an awesome way to reach the fans." 

Thomas Rhett's "Make Me Wanna!" makes his wife Lauren to dance every time it comes on the radio.

 

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GARTH BROOKS canceled several TV appearances because of the chaos in Ferguson, Missouri.  They include yesterday's "Live!  With Kelly and Michael", tomorrow's "Jimmy Fallon", and Friday's visit to the "Today Show".  He also posted a Facebook status about it.

There's a teaser video of BOB SEGER and JASON ALDEAN performing "Hollywood Nights" from their edition of "CMT Crossroads" that airs on Friday. 
 

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RANDY TRAVIS hung out backstage at JOE NICHOLS' show on Saturday at Billy Bob's Texas in Ft. Worth.  Randy is still not up to performing, but he did pose for a photo.


New In Theaters: "Horrible Bosses 2" and “Penguins” (but not the one from Batman)

 

1.  "Horrible Bosses 2"  (R)   

 

After an investor screws the guys out of a huge order from their new startup company, Jason Bateman, Jason Sudeikis, and Charlie Day kidnap his son so they can ransom him back for the half million dollars it would take to get their company back.

 

Christoph Waltz plays the investor, and Chris Pine is their enthusiastic kidnapping victim.  Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Aniston and Kevin Spacey are back from the first movie . . . and you may recognize Keegan-Michael Key as a daytime talkshow host.
 

 

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  1. "Penguins of Madagascar"  (PG) 

 

 

The four penguins from the "Madagascar" movies team up with a covert interspecies task force to stop a madman from destroying the world.  Benedict Cumberbatch is the wolf leading the task force and John Malkovich is the voice of the villain.

 

 

So far there have been three "Madagascar" movies, the penguins had their own TV series for a few years, and there's a fourth "Madagascar" movie on the way in 2018.
 

 

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For the First Time, Barbie Isn't the Most Popular Christmas Toy For Girls . . . Here Are the Top 10 Toys For Both Boys and Girls

 
 

The National Retail Federation runs an annual survey on the most popular Christmas toys for boys and girls.  And every year, the top toy for girls is BARBIE. 

 

It was going to take a hell of an upstart to unseat her as number one.  But this year . . . it finally happened. 

 

Toys based on "Frozen" have finally beaten her.  Even though the movie came out over a year ago, girls are still INSANE for it.

 

 

The top 10 toys for girls for Christmas 2014 are:  "Frozen" toys . . . Barbie . . . other dolls . . . "Monster High" dolls . . . American Girl . . . Lego . . . tablets and iPads . . . "My Little Pony" . . . Disney's "Doc McStuffins" . . . and apparel.

 

 

The top 10 toys for boys are:  LEGO . . . cars and trucks . . . "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" . . . video games . . . Hot Wheels . . . Xbox One . . . PlayStation 4 . . . "Transformers" . . . remote control cars . . . and Marvel action figures.

 

 

42% of people will buy at least one toy this holiday season. 

 


 

Five Weird Thanksgiving Dishes That Are Actually Popular

 

The "New York Times" analyzed Google searches to find which Thanksgiving recipes are unusually popular in each state.  And while they're all strange, they're actually popular in MORE than one state . . .

 

1.  Snicker apple salad is popular in South Dakota, Iowa, and Nebraska.  It's a dessert featuring chopped up Snickers candy bars and apples in whipped cream.

 

2.  Frog eye salad . . . in Nevada, Idaho, Wyoming, and Colorado.  It's a salad with pasta, fruit, eggs, whipped cream, and marshmallows. 

 

3.  Stuffed artichokes . . . in New York and New Jersey.

 

4.  Pumpkin whoopee pie, in New Hampshire and Maine.  It's two pumpkin cookies with a cream cheese filling in between.

 

5.  Sopapilla cheesecake, in Oklahoma and Texas.  Basically a cheesecake made with crescent rolls, loosely based on the Latino sopapilla pastry.

 

There are a few others that sound great just on their name ALONE:  Cookie salad in North Dakota . . . key lime cake in Georgia . . . maple walnut pie in Vermont . . . corn pudding in Maryland . . . and pineapple casserole in South Carolina.

 

And the worst unusually popular Thanksgiving dish?  It's a landslide win for Oregon, where the number one choice is . . . vegan mushroom gravy…..Montana's unusually popular Thanksgiving food is a close second . . . it's fruit salad. 

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