PEOPLE ARE TALKIN’
MAMA JUNE and SUGAR BEAR from "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" have been offered an opportunity to make a PORNO. Vivid Entertainment says they could make a million dollars or more, because big women are a growing smut category.
TAYLOR SWIFT had a massive 25th birthday party Friday night, that was attended by Jay Z and Beyoncé, Justin Timberlake, Selena Gomez, Iggy Azalea, and Sam Smith . . . just to name a few. And earlier in the day, Aretha Franklin sang "Happy Birthday" to her.
MILEY CYRUS had a cyst removed from the inside of her wrist on Friday. And of course, she just had to post a picture of the incision being held wide open in the doctor's office.
ANGELINA JOLIE made a video to announce she has CHICKEN POX, and will have to miss some movie premieres.
"Exodus: Gods and Kings" was #1 at the box office this weekend with $24.5 million. CHRIS ROCK'S "Top Five" was #4, even though it was in less than 1,000 theaters.
On Friday's "Ellen", ASHTON KUTCHER hinted pretty strongly that CHARLIE SHEEN will return for the "Two and a Half Men" series finale in February.
IGGY AZALEA joked on Twitter about a rumor that she was born a man and her name is Cody. She said, "I'm more of a Liam." She also gave some fans the finger Friday because they booed her when she ignored them.
BACK IN THE DAY
1997 – The San Francisco 49ers retire Joe Montana's number 16.
1982 – Paul "Bear" Bryant announces his retirement as head football coach at the University of Ala-freakin-bama.
1967 – CHRISTINE JORGENSON became the first person to undergo a SEX-CHANGE operation.
1944 – Hank Williams marries Audrey Sheppard Guy.
1944 – A single-engine plane carrying big band conductor Glenn Miller, a major in the U-S Army, disappears in thick fog over the English Channel while flying to Paris. The fate of the plane and its passengers has never been determined.
1939 – Gone With the Wind has its world premiere.
1654 – A meteorological office established in Tuscany begins recording daily temperature readings.
1854 – the FIRST STREET CLEANING MACHINE was put into operation in Philadelphia.
A Study Proves Men Are More Likely to Be Idiots Than Women
The "British Medical Journal" decided to prove it, so they took a look at the Darwin Awards . . . those are the awards given out every year to real people who accidentally kill themselves in the stupidest ways possible.
For example, a terrorist who tried to mail a bomb in a package, didn't put enough postage on it, so it was returned to him . . . and he OPENED it.
There have been 318 Darwin awards given out since 1995 and 282 of them went to stupid, redneck crackers..
and in other news….
A guy in the Netherlands rented a CRANE to reach his girlfriend's apartment and propose on Saturday . . . but the crane TOPPLED OVER and destroyed her neighbor's roof. No one was hurt, the girlfriend said yes, and they headed to Paris. But the crane fell AGAIN later that day and destroyed the rest of the neighbor's roof.
The Top Travel Destination For the U.S. in 2015 Is Queens, NY?
Lonely Planet just released their list of the top travel destinations in the U.S. for 2015. And number one is . . . Queens, New York.
They picked it because, quote, "New York's largest borough is also quickly becoming its hippest . . . with microbreweries springing up, new boutique hotels, a reinvented seaside at Rockaway, a world-class art scene, and a truly global food culture."
The rest of the top 10 are: Western South Dakota . . . New Orleans . . . the Colorado River . . . North Conway Twitty, New Hampshire . . . Indianapolis . . . Greenville, South Carolina . . . Oakland, California . . . Duluth, Minnesota ….. and Mount Shasta, California.
Five Things That Can Kill You During the Holidays
Christmas might be the most wonderful time of the year . . . but it's also one of the most DEADLY times of the year. Here are five weird things that could KILL YOU between now and Christmas.
1. Your Christmas tree. About 40 people die in the U.S. every year from Christmas tree fires. One in three are caused by electrical problems, and one in six happen because the tree is too close to a heater.
2. Opening presents. 6,000 people visit the E.R. each year after hurting themselves cutting, slicing, or stabbing their way into those plastic "clamshell" packages that are impossible to open.
3. Sledding. According to the National Safety Council, 33,000 people hurt themselves on sleds every winter. A lot of those are from hitting trees, fences, and rocks.
4. Putting up decorations. More than 5,000 people fall and hurt themselves decorating for Christmas each year.
5. A heart attack. Which can kill you ANY time of year. But at least one study has found that more people die of heart attacks on December 25th than any other day of the year.
Country Music Headlines
Tim McGraw will close out 2014 at number-one on the Mediabase chart with “Shotgun Rider.” Brad Paisley’s “Perfect Storm” follows at number-two, while Parmalee’s “Close Your Eyes” jumps to number-three. Kenny Chesney’s “Til It’s Gone” and Carrie Underwood’s “Something In the Water” round out the Top 5.
Luke Bryan has the top-grossing country tour of 2014. His That’s My Kind of Night tour pulled in $61.9 million.
TAYLOR SWIFT celebrated her 25th birthday with an all night pizza party at her New York Apartment…that was attended by Jay Z and Beyoncé, Justin Timberlake, Selena Gomez, Iggy Azalea, and Sam Smith . . . just to name a few. And earlier in the day, Aretha Franklin sang "Happy Birthday" to her.
TheBoot.com released their Top 10 Country Music Moments of 2014. The list include GARTH BROOKS un-retiring, TAYLOR SWIFT officially going pop, CARRIE UNDERWOOD Announcing her pregnancy, GLEN CAMPBELL releasing his final song, JASON ALDEAN getting engaged, and LUKE BRYAN winning the CMA Entertainer of the year…
Some guy made a surprise proposal to his girlfriend at a DAN + SHAY meet and greet . . . and they were okay with it. Probably helped that he admitted, quote, "My girlfriend is obsessed with these guys, and I couldn't think of a better time."
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HANK WILLIAMS JR. and LADY ANTEBELLUM have been added to the list of performers at tonight's "American Country Countdown Awards".
Five Random Facts For Monday
1. There are 43 countries in the world where spanking your kids is illegal . . . including Germany, New Zealand, Spain, and most of South America.
2. STING the singer doesn't own the rights to the name Sting. The registered owner with the U.S. Patent Office is the pro WRESTLER Sting . . . but he lets the other Sting use the name too.
3. MARIAH CAREY recorded the lyrics for "All I Want For Christmas" in August of 1994. So they brought Christmas trees into the studio to make it feel like Christmas, even though it was summer.
4. DR. SEUSS'S real name is Theodor Geisel. He came up with the pen name Seuss when he was caught drinking in college, got banned from extracurricular activities . . . but wanted to keep writing for Dartmouth's humor newspaper.
5. PAMELA ANDERSON was the first baby born in Canada on July 1st, 1967 . . . Canada's 100th anniversary, so she got media coverage as the country's "Centennial Baby."
That’s CRAZY TALK– celebrity edition
A 911 call from Scott Stapp's wife was just released, from when he went missing from his rehab facility last month. She told them he was riding around on a bike, talking about how he was being trained by the CIA to assassinate President Obama.
Ashton Kutcher was on "Ellen" last Friday, talking about the final episode of "Two and a Half Men". Ellen tried to get him to admit that Charlie Sheen is coming back for it. (Kutcher just says, quote, "If you're working on the Warner Bros. lot . . . if there's sirens, come save me." From "Ellen" on Friday, December 12, 2014)
Barbara Walters' "10 Most Fascinating People" special was on last night. Scarlett Johansson was on the list, and she told Barbara some pretty ridiculous things about herself. Like how she doesn't know how to be seductive, and she DOESN'T think she has a great body. (She says she doesn't like her thighs or her midsection.)
Angelina Jolie will be missing a bunch of premieres for her new movie "Unbroken", and the world just HAD to know why. Luckily she made an announcement on YouTube . . . it's because she just came down with CHICKEN POX.
Watch out kids . . . the Elf on the Shelf is back, and he's ready to RAT YOU OUT to Santa all over again. (Here's a new version of "Feliz Navidad", clean and safe for listeners of all ages.)
A Guy Posed as a Victoria's Secret Model Scout So Women Would Send Him Underwear Photos . . . and It Worked?
29-year-old Sean Boies of Iowa City, Iowa sent an email to University of Iowa students in January claiming he was a Victoria's Secret scout.
He told women interested in being models to upload photos of themselves in their underwear, so they could be flown to Miami for a photo shoot. And two women actually DID it.
He used a student account to post that Victoria's Secret thing, to give it credibility and distance himself from it. Clearly it didn't work.
He was arrested on Thursday for two counts of identity theft and unauthorized computer access.
